In closing, let me say that it is by embracing the horrific,

yet politically correct belief that everyone can write, sing, and play, 

and that somehow we are all bloody TV stars,

that I add these tunes to the hefty hunk of steamin‘ junk

that the internet supports.

I’ve been trying to release this collections of songs

for quite some time now. 

It seems that every time I think I have it in gear,

there is a major shift in the time-space continuum.

So this is now a collection of songs recorded in the time

and order that the universe wants them.